Salute. I am old Ezio

deportredmayne:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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reillybites:

egberts-plush-posterior:

nyxasd:

Raising Dave, by Norhuu on tumblr.

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I just had to show my friends.

I have accomplished what I’ve been waiting to do :)

Then Bro started Smutpets and got billions of dollars.

And life was pretty hella.

What I want to know is whAT THE FUCK HE DOES WITH ALL THAT MONEY
WHY DOES HE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT
WHAT DOES HE DO WITH FUCKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DOES HE JUST BATHE IN WHATEVER HE DOESNT SPEND ON SHITTY SWORDS AND TURN TABLES
????????????????????????

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miscellaneous-anime:

Attack on Titan - Brides
(screenshot at end of eps 19)

Credits go to Redjuice.

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eatpussylivehappy:

this could be us but you be playing

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johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

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sherryflip:

Jean, Armin, Ymir, and Krista in fantasy class archetypes, body and portrait. Armin looks scarier than intended but I’m okay with that.

Jean = lancer, Ymir = black mage, Armin = red mage, Krista = priest. I have justifications for these, though some are more dubious than others.

I’ve given classes to most of the other characters that I’m planning to do, but I’m having trouble figuring out Mikasa, Erwin, Mike, and Hange. Halp. I was thinking blue mage for Hange because of the whole ‘learning from the enemy’ thing but there might be better fits that I’m too stupid to think of.

If you have ideas throw them at me pls.

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Why would you sort jean into slytherin, just wondering??
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ownly-lownly:

Jean for hecky sure aint a Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. He’d either be a Gryffindor or Slytherin, which are surprisingly alike despite the fact that those houses tend to not like one another.

Jean worked his ass off to become one of the best soldiers in training. He was aiming for the Military Police. He even became pretty much the best at operating the 3DMG. Jean is clever and resourceful and ambitious, even if he’s got quite the temper, and he has a good sense of self-preservation (see: the scene where he was freaking out and watching as his comrades died around him without doing anything, vs. Eren’s intense flash of reckless anger and bravery upon Thomas’s death and saving Armin that ultimately got him “killed”), which can sometimes be the reason Slytherins appear to be selfish and cowardly.
And these are all Slytherin-esque qualities.

(I also really love how Eren and Jean fit so perfectly well into Gryffindor and Slytherin houses respectively, because they are a perfect illustration of how those two houses are so alike, but also butt heads so much)

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that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

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lemonorangelime:

Render Marco

I’ve never really drawn robotic/cyborg stuff before(a darned shame), so it was fun practicing with Saro’s really cool design.

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ownly-lownly:

That fanfiction that I wrote last night while sleep deprived, because you guys asked me to.

"Jean & Marco went shoping For cute panties. Not for them. But for Taylor Lownly. This made Lownly very happy. So she gave them the one thing. They wanted most. Condnoms.Jean almost cried he was o happy. His local conom deler was out. So him & Marco had been having DANGEROUS SEX.Like when you ride a bike with no handlebars. no handlebars. no handlebars.
they shodn’t be having sex on bikes anyway.
  So Jen and Mco wnt & wanted to have safe sex. Very safe. Too safe.
They put condoms on their dikcs. And on there fingers. And hands. All over, they were slick with condom. they looked like paper when it is laminated. And if they moved to quick„ they made laminated noises. That is the sound of safe sex.
       Marco rubbed lube on his monster, and after opning Jeann, like the soda bottle I couldn’t open alone, he invaded him.
He invaded him deep. Jean liked it. “Marcooooo,” he moans, & his laminted dick twitches. makes noise.
Marco slams his beef into Jean. “Amazing,” Marco say. they continue to do this. A dance of safety. they have left their friends behind.
      When they come, it fills up their condom suits. they explode. wow. it was an orgasm.”

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gnumblr:

checking out the booty like

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maggins:

The latest chapter of Dichotomy is pure gold and this scene made me laugh so hard you have no idea

also, I suck at paneling comics forgive me

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czerwik:

Just coloring stuff to warm up before doing some requests. And… Ok, so pastel!Marco & punk!Jean are now ruining my life. Mouse, I blame you. ;A; Btw, I dunno why do I put Connie literally everywhere I can, every single au. 

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Ah! I’m so sorry guys I can’t respond to your messages at once,- need to share my time between my family, friends and guests (Eastertiemuhh), drawing and tumblr activities. ;u; 


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czerwik:

Just coloring stuff to warm up before doing some requests. And… Ok, so pastel!Marco & punk!Jean are now ruining my life. Mouse, I blame you. ;A; Btw, I dunno why do I put Connie literally everywhere I can, every single au. 

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Ah! I’m so sorry guys I can’t respond to your messages at once,- need to share my time between my family, friends and guests (Eastertiemuhh), drawing and tumblr activities. ;u; 


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czerwik:

Annnd for my beloved H - her idea with Marco as a ‘metalhead’ (fan of Nirvana and Metallica, such badass, such long hair, wow!) and punky Jean. <3 

Never trust sleepovers and movie nights, Marco, romantic scenes are just waiting for you to turn your thoughts completely.~ 


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