i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
i saw a 67 chevy impala outside my school today
the second i got home i did the same thing that any normal person would do. i searched for strange deaths and disappearances in my town.
DID YOU FIND ANY THOUGH
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
I’m a better me when you’re here next to me.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Jensen and Dean do have one thing in common… they both live under a rock
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
the same coin
a different perspective